A lo cubano

No news from Havana, no pictures of either of the Castro brothers, but the Fidel Castro death jokes have started appearing:

Fidel Castro dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him, "Sorry, compay, but you are not on my list. You can't come in ... You must go straigth down to Hell."

So Fidel goes to Hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in Heaven, and tells Satan, who says, "No problem, socio, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff."

When the little devils get to Heaven they find the gates are locked because St.Peter is having lunch, so they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, "Jesus! That bastard Castro has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"