Not surprisingly, Kim, pictured above, doesn’t have too many friends in the real world.
But you’ll be happy to hear that he still has Fidel Castro.
According to the official Cuban media, the North Korean Deputy Foreign Minister, Kim Jyong Jun, is currently visiting Havana for talks with the Cuban Minister for Foreign Affairs, Felipe Perez Roque.
And the two sides are getting on like a house on fire. As you would expect, having so much in common.
Predictably, Perez Roque told his visitor that Cuba categorically rejected “the aggressive attitude of the US against North Korea”, while recognising North Korea’s “right” to nuclear weapons. Scary stuff.
For his part, the North Korean visitor announced that he had brought with him a “message of greetings” from Kim Jong Il “expressing joy” at Castro’s reported recovery.